"Hey man, I don't really know how to say this , but you have a big boog hangin out your nose."
Why is it that some people have a hard time telling someone their nostrils are partly cloudy today. Who really wants to walk around with a yellowish-green booger ball dangling by the last gauntlet of nose hairs.
People, we need to start helping each other out. Especially in the pool. Its worth interrupting their story.